Xenoverse 2 Voice 8 Funny Lines

"Pardon me for one moment. Did you say you made this pudding?"

For the funny moments in the beginning game, head to Dragon Ball Xenoverse.

Story

• The intro for each race (excluding the Namekians) have their own funny quirks:
  • In the Majin intro, Majin Buu is reading an developed magazine and finds a word he is unfamiliar with and asks Mr. Satan what it is. Naturally Mr. Satan reacts like i expects, with Buu refusing to surrender his reading textile. Doubles every bit a Moment of Awesome, as this is canonically the event that led to the cosmos of the Majin Race. If you're a Majin? This is alike to watching God create Adam and Eve... and it's a pink blob of bubble gum reading a porno.
  • In the Saiyan intro, Bulma tells Vegeta she made him a new armor. Naturally, he shuns her, and she goes off as usual and suggests making a altogether political party. Not that it's anyone'due south birthday.
  • In the Earthling intro, Gohan as usual makes dramatic poses, and tries to get Videl to do it.
  • In the Frieza Clan intro, Frieza passes past Ginyu as he trains members of his ground forces. Ginyu does not fail to make the new recruits learn to pose inbetween drills.
• As the new Fourth dimension Patroller makes their first assignment, they completely neglect on their Big Entrance. Old Kai fifty-fifty comments on it.
• In the Time Patrol mission where you railroad train with Whis aslope Lord Beerus, Whis decides to have some fun and autograph Beerus' head.
  • Even better, Beerus with Whis'southward signature on his head is a selectable character — heck, it's Beerus's just alternating costume in the game.
  • Another bit of humor is that if your character has Monochromatic Optics, Whis says he'll draw you some pupils.
• In the Ginyu Saga, Ginyu once more takes control of Vegeta'due south body and does poses with Jeice. In the actual history y'all are supposed to set up? Ginyu ends up with Time Patrol Trunks' trunk due to Turles' interference.
• Later on on when Nail and the Time Patroller are fighting Frieza, the Supreme Kai of Time remarks that Turles and Slug take already intercepted the Dragon Balls and Old Kai panics that fifty-fifty at full speed they won't be able to arrive in fourth dimension. What does the Supreme Kai of Time do to solve this? By sending the Time Patroller back in fourth dimension before Turles and Slug manage to get in to the Dragon Assurance. Erstwhile Kai fifty-fifty mentions that this Loophole Corruption is kind of like adulterous, to which the Kai of Fourth dimension protests to, as hopping to user-friendly moments in time to avert disaster is the *entire job* of the Fourth dimension Patrol.
• In the Battle of Gods mission, the Time Patroller tracks downwardly Time Breaker Bardock. However, the instant he teleports, they wound up interrupting Beerus' speech to Goku and he gets aroused for interrupting him. And and then Mira joins in to fight while insulting Beerus. Before Beerus reaches his Rage-Breaking Point, Supreme Kai of Time and then tries to appease him with her pudding, pissing him off and giving Goku a big stomachache. Whis then joins in and tells her the pudding made things worse. After you win, Beerus finally calms downwardly.
  • Even funnier is the fact that earlier it all went due south, Beerus was so happy about getting his pudding that he was gladly sharing it with anybody — Goku, Whis, your character...even Mira and Bardock. Mira refused and left, taking Bardock with him, saying the mood had been ruined.
• After the day is saved and everything is solved, the Supreme Kai of Time absolutely gives Goku shit when he considers eating Tokitoki'southward Time Egg.
  • And to celebrate, Supreme Kai promptly uses Shenron to get a feast for the entirety of Conton City. Old Kai points out the applesauce of this, but anybody ultimately agrees not to let Supreme Kai handle it.
  • Too the fact that Goku tries to effigy out who'due south stronger between the ii custom characters. Beerus proposes the two face up off to see, and Goku is all likewise pumped up to get involved.. Before Beerus points out that it's between the two of them and not him, so he should just sit back and watch. Cue Goku whining like a scolded kid near it.
• In the story level with Gold Frieza, if you play as a Frieza Race graphic symbol, Jaco wonders why someone of the same race as Frieza would fight him, earlier guessing that you lot're related to Frieza, and going through a Rebellious Teenager phase.

Downloadable Content

• In the Champa Saga DLC, Beerus and Champa argue whether or not the Time Patroller is to take Majin Buu'south place since Buu was disqualified. Beerus calls him out on not trying to play off-white until they decided to have a tag friction match with Piccolo against Frost and Cabba.
  • Goku ended up forgetting the tournament was that very twenty-four hour period then you have to take his place until he arrives. And that means yous have to take the written examination, as well. What follows is a slow scene with Piccolo fighting Botamo in the background.
  • In the Future Trunks portion of Super, Goku accidentally drops the button Zen-O gave him. Vegeta tells him to worry about information technology subsequently. Sometime Kai gives Goku a rather hilarious What the Hell, Hero? bluster.
• In the Infinite Quest DLC, the content of missions volition modify depending on who you have as your mentor, and a lot of these interactions are pretty funny and self-enlightened.
• At the beginning of the questline from the Actress Pack 2, your character has been called by the Supreme Kai of Time, and when they go at that place, they find Demigra. Turns out, Fu made an alternate timeline where Demigra is the Supreme Kai of Time, and he has called you and all of your other teammates because he has lost Toki Toki. Only your character is aware of who Demigra is. And earlier Fu absorbs the energy from the alternate timeline and sets things dorsum to normal, Elder Kai suggests calling out to Toki Toki, which Demigra does.
  • A running gag throughout the DLC involving Beerus has him go bellyaching at existence told to assist fix history, so he merely leaves the fight entirely. The only time he doesn't is the start and concluding fights, but each fourth dimension he does leave, he does and so for various reasons. The Mission Control lampshade how they should've expected him to leave, and whenever Elder Kai gets aroused and tries to call out Beerus, Supreme Kai of Time has to shut him up to finish him from making Beerus mad plenty to target them.
  • Jaco, in most every unmarried fight, tries to find an alibi for why he cannot assistance. Time travel? Not role of his job! The sole exception is if you help Fu by teaming up confronting Prison cell, where Jaco acts heroic, and the Kai's guess its considering they have Cell outnumbered.
  • New Time Rift Troubles: The first quest sees Fu messing with Goku & Vegeta'southward training by posing as Whis and exposing them to Blutz Waves, causing them to become Super Saiyan four instead of Bluish. The amusement of them both saying "This is the ability of a God" as a Super Saiyan 4 is funny when you retrieve the meta nature of the debate betwixt SSB and SS4.
    • If Goku is your mentor he and the other Goku will compliment each others' power...then get into a childish argument over who's stronger, shouting "ME ME ME!" at each other, which quickly wears on Vegeta's last nerve. Afterwards, Vegeta tries to talk to Goku, but instead of the enemy Goku, Mentor Goku will respond, pissing Vegeta off even more.
    • If Beerus is your mentor, he gets really annoyed at Goku and Vegeta getting God Ki mixed up with the SS4 transformation. Elder Kai does his all-time to convince Beerus to take it seriously by explaining a new food he can eat, resulting in both getting distracted past the topic and how to cook the food right. Then Vados of all people shows upwardly later on Goku and Vegeta are browbeaten, bully a joke nearly how she isn't used to seeing Beerus actually doing anything.
    • If Gotenks is your mentor, he'll goad Goku and Vegeta into fusing into Gogeta.
    • If Vegeta is your mentor, Bulma will telephone call (through "Whis") to chew him out training on the day he promised to take Trunks to the amusement park; he leaves, and suddenly mentor Vegeta remembers that he also promised to take Trunks to the amusement park, and likewise runs off, leaving you lot with Goku.
  • Videl'southward Vexation/Another Savior Has Come!: Vegito'southward fight with Super Buu is interrupted by a powered-upward Dabura, and then Fu decides to twist things further by bringing Videl back to life and giving her a night power-upwards.
    • If you lot bring Adult Gohan into the former mission, he makes the fault of proverb that she looks fifty-fifty scarier than normal. This earns him an earful from both Videls in stereo, and Gohan pulls a Mr. Satan, claiming that his stomach is acting up so he can run abroad.
    • Bringing Yamcha along to the quondam mission leads to him deciding the all-time way to at-home Videl downward is to flirt with her. It ends about as well as you'd look.
    • Hercule goes Papa Wolf and starts enervating Videl stay back so he tin can protect her. While heartwarming, everyone calls him out for beingness quick to hide from combat when the situation gets bad, just to now be serious. Proficient Buu ends upwardly actualization in response to the fight besides, which startles the Mission Control profoundly.
    • Lord Slug and Dabura get into an argument virtually which is better: being the ruler of Hell, or being a galaxy conquistador. Despite the argument, they both are similar plenty to take it mostly with light-hearted tones. It gets to the point where Buu leaves in frustration that they are and so focused on arguing when he wanted to fight.
  • Property on to Hope/The Hero Tapion Awakens: Goku Black and Zamasu raise the stakes by bringing in a Brainwashed and Crazy Jiren on their side. To even the odds, Fu summons Tapion to assist Trunks out.
    • If y'all bring Ginyu on the latter mission, he'll steal Goku Black'southward trunk off-camera. Everyone immediately questions if Ginyu can even use this new body; he boasts that he's already mastered using Goku's techniques, and proves it by assuming "an inelegant pose" (as he puts information technology) before powering up, capping it all off by proverb "Run into? I'm Goku, Saiyan of Earth! Boom!" Ginyu then trash-talks Zamasu for having to steal other peoples' bodies in order to see his plan through. There's also the schadenfreude of Zamasu collapsing in a Pose of Supplication and lamenting that Ginyu has ruined all his plans. Even funnier when you realize that is the second fourth dimension Ginyu stole Goku's body, which was stolen by some other Zamasu.
    • If you bring Frieza along with you lot to stop Tapion and Jiren, shortly after the fighting starts, the battle comes to a complete end because...:

      Frieza: I object.
      Supreme Kai of Fourth dimension: ...what?
      Frieza: I said, "I object".
      Elderberry Kai: Hm? Now, this is unexpected.
      Frieza: You see, I grow so very tired of every concluding person in the forsaken cosmos parading their juvenile brand of justice. (points to Goku Blackness) Must I be subjected to the sight of that simian! That apish countenance! THAT DAMNED MONKEY MIEN?! Absolutely infuriating! And coupled with those condescending optics, oh, I just can't take it anymore! I am terribly sorry, only I am going to have to murder everyone here. It'due south absolutely the only style I have to hold on to my dear sanity, later all!
      Supreme Kai of Time: (as the Future Warrior tries to calm downward Frieza) This is madness! You're going to have them on all at once?! You can't exist serious!
      Elder Kai: It's no use. He'due south gone completely berserk.
      Supreme Kai of Time: Calm down, it'southward just for a moment! Why fight if you don't have to? There's no benefit, and then save yourself the hassle!
      Frieza: "Hassle"? You listen hither. This is called "public service".
      Supreme Kai of Tai: You've gotta be kidding me! (annoyed sigh) Fine! I surrender! I but— Any! Y'all know what? Fight 'em all. Have at it! Fight all the live long solar day!

  • If you bring Zamasu, out of all things, he will phone call on Tapion for copying his hairstyle and calling himself a hero. If you cull Fu's path, Zamasu will call his analogue out for allying himself with a mortal with the about overdramatic tone of voice.
  • Equally ane YouTuber pointed out in comments of this video, the lack of stardom between the enemy Zamasu and mentor Zamasu can result in situations such as Trunks talking nearly them finally sealing Zamasu abroad... while Zamasu is continuing directly in front end of him.
• If Goku is your mentor, he gets exasperated when the Androids, Jail cell, and Vegeta want to kill him. If you choose Fu's path, he wants to bring Gohan and himself from the Cell Games era to fight Cell, but both Supreme Kais immediately object.
• Plain, someone at Bandai Namco is a fan of Dragon Ball Z Abridged's #CellGames shorts, considering Prison cell's frustrations with the Androids thirteen, 16, 17, and 18 popping out to impale Goku (if he's your mentor) is exactly how Abridged!Cell acts when random people try to fight him.
• At that place is something merely amusing if you have villains as your mentor profitable you during the Infinite Quest story equally your Token Evil Teammate such every bit Zamasu. Zamasu demonstrates that while he conspicuously hates all mortals, demons are even worse.
  • This means that Cell can exist brought with you to the Cell Games, and have him fight his own spawn. He's supposed to tell them to respect their begetter, but if you have it in dub mode, he'll tell them to go to their rooms with no supper and an ass kicking! It sounds like something you'd hear in the abridged dub.
• In ane of Ginyu's mentor quests, he tells his men that if they falter, he'll reveal "their greatest shames."

  Jeice: D-don't! Annihilation but that!

• If your mentor is Cooler for the start mission and you talk to him after, he'll comment on how cowardly it is to rely on transformations for power, every bit the effect was when Goku and Vegeta were training for Super Sayin Blue, and and so follows upwards by making it articulate your character is giving him a funny look for that annotate.

Gameplay and Meta

• The entire premise of one of the Parallel Quests, Yamcha is Number One. Tienshinhan, Piccolo, and Gohan's bewilderment that the incredible power they sensed was coming from Yamcha is hilarious enough. Then Yamcha goes into Supervillain Mode, gaining an insane amount of impairment and defense, while laughing maniacally. Is this revenge for the decades of Yamcha jokes?
• Some of the dialogue between characters that are about to battle is pretty hilarious.

  Gilded Frieza: What is your deal? Turning xanthous, blue, small...how practice you go on track of all that?
  Kid Goku (GT): Yeah, well, you alter a lot yourself.

• Frieza & Frost aren't getting forth.

  Frieza: Yous use a lot of underhanded tactics, but in the end you're but a second-charge per unit evil overlord.
  Frost: You talk a lot for a fourth-rate henchman who can just rely on brute strength.

• Remember how Takahata101 is the English language male voice viii in the first game? Lanipator (voice 15) and KaiserNeko (voice 13) join in the fun. Lani does his Mr. Satan impression and Kaiser makes his voice very effeminate.
  • For bonus funny, retrieve dorsum in the original Xenoverse how talking with Trunks elicited a very loud "HEY!"? Well talking with any NPC that uses phonation 15 causes them to greet you with a similarly loud "Howdy!". Given that the TFS guys were allowed to improvise, this was nigh certainly intentional.
  • 1 non-TFS instance is the English language female voice 11, who sounds like a really bored teenage girl with comically unenthusiastic boxing cries and even grunts.
• Goku Blackness'due south reveal trailer tin can be considered a form of dark comedy, as information technology showcases him using Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Vegeta every bit his ain personal punching pocketbook.
• Day One Editions of the game gets a Free DLC lawmaking. Looking for the expiration date? It's 12/31/2099. Not a year expiration engagement like whatsoever other game, but an 83 years expiration date.
• As always, the mentors' lines are gold when you become certain ranks.

  Vegeta: (on an Southward rank) "Skillful. Wow. You lot're the best, near."
  Vegeta: (on an A rank) "Information technology seems you've some semblance of motor skills. Until our adjacent lesson, then."
  Vegeta: (on a D rank) "C'mon, become the atomic number 82 out! Yous desire me to end things for you?!"

• Nappa gets a good one if you lot neglect a mission.

  Nappa: I'm starting to think you need a trip to another dimension.

• Broly's Sink-or-Swim Mentor lines are hilarious. Especially when you lot get a high rank.
• Yamcha'southward beginning lesson is how to fake your death, using his iconic decease pose.
  • On tiptop of that, you can have Yamcha's expiry pose as an emote. Your character just jumps up, falls on his side, and when you press a button he/she gets upward like nil happened.
• If a special training consequence unlocks in Conton City, Trunks is happy to advise it to all the Fourth dimension Patrollers. He's only...not the best at it.

  Trunks: Um...I'yard about to showtime a special course. Hope to see you all in that location! (getting quieter with each argument) ...if you want. Y'know, whatever. No pressure.

• Walking around Conton City yous'll encounter three NPCs: Fira (Earthling), Basil (Saiyan), and Cocresa (Majin) arguing about their dearest triangle. At one betoken Cocresa proposes a threesome under "beingness friends." Fira confirms it every bit such as she refuses, calling it cheating.
• Another NPC encounter is the conversation betwixt two women who were talking most Trunks and how handsome he is and if he is dating someone. They both concord that he needs a unlike name.
• The Hercule's House time rift missions involve helping Not bad Saiyaman out on his patrols, forth with Bang-up Saiyawoman. And Jaco. His title for you, the newest member of the Saiyaman squad? "Saiyanoob"!
  • Jaco constantly playing the Straight Homo to Gohan and Videl's antics.
  • On one patrol, you have to help Pan find parts to repair Giru while fighting the Shadow Dragons. Pan sees right through her parents' disguises, while they continue denying it.
• You can do the Bingo Trip the light fantastic toe in Conton City. That is all that needs to be said about that.
  • That's not all that needs to be said. Farther important info: English Male person vocalism 8 (Takahata101, as discussed above) replaces "Bingo!" with "Dingo!" and "Fun time bingo!" with "Dingo ate my ba-a-by!"
• The description for the Super Dragon Ball Radar starts off normal, then goes full Zuno on us.
• If you're mentoring nether Beerus, and you talk to Vegeta or Frieza, they'll flip right out and outright beg you to non make him mad. If yous're wearing Beerus' wearing apparel while beingness Vegeta's student he'll fifty-fifty panic and tell you to take it off before Beerus notices. This is fabricated fifty-fifty funnier by the fact that wearing Beerus' clothes while mentoring under the GoD himself will indeed crusade him to comment on it... specifically, he comments on the fact that his dress look pretty good on y'all. He then calmly gives yous practical advice on becoming the side by side GoD. Vegeta was freaking out for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
  • If you lot talk to Bardock and your mentor is Goku, he thinks it's a bad joke because his power level is 2. Oh, if only he plant out how strong his son became.
  • Beerus' mentor quote if you get a C Rank:
• Information technology may or may not be intentional, merely if you go to the Bamboo Forest in Conton City, where Whis hangs out, y'all will discover that he stands relatively near a Saiyan named "Kaleaf". Wing off the cliff and angle your camera in a certain way, and you stop up with a rather accidental Easter egg ◊ of a name.
• This one is from the graphic symbol select. When selecting Hitting, he'll say "Time to make the donuts". What makes it humorous is that information technology's random for someone like him. Someone even fabricated a small reaction video about it.
• Similar to Hit, Goku Black got information technology bad with some of his English lines, especially coming from someone like him. Maybe that striking in the head when Goku was a baby has taken some of Zamasu's greyness affair.
• In that location's something inherently funny almost thwarting Bojack's plans and having him plot his revenge against yous if you learn all his moves, while at the same fourth dimension bonding with him equally a member of his crew should you max out his instructor meter.

  "You are one of my coiffure after all, and I always take intendance of my ain."
  * not fifty-fifty a few seconds later*
  "You cheeky picayune upstart... I'm not didactics you some other damned thing!"

• If you talk to certain teachers while wearing certain outfit combinations, they'll react with surprise or embarrassment, including outfits similar Gohan'due south old green and yellowish outfit, Vegeta's "Badman" pink shirt and Piccolo's driving exam clothes. A few of them flip out over certain looks, such every bit Hercule around someone wearing a Cell costume, or any of Frieza's men (or Frieza himself) wearing either the Cooler Armored Squadron compatible or the Frieza uniform.
• Piccolo's (over)reaction to you lot mentoring under pretty much anyone. Every quote seems to start with "What!? You're training with ______!?", and he says this almost anybody from Frieza (for obvious reasons) to Gotenks (because he tin can't believe they would actually have the patience to teach you lot anything) to Hercule ("Does he even know annihilation to teach you!?"). Contrast this with the nearby Tien, who is so ridiculously pragmatic that he advocates sticking around and learning whatever y'all tin from Cell and barely bats an eyelid at you lot training with Beerus the Destroyer.
• Libation has specific lines for fighting Frieza and his subordinates, but one that stands out is the i he has for Guldo:

  Cooler: Oh, Frieza. Y'all must exist really curt on manpower to take put this doormat in the Ginyu Force.
  Guldo: Power levels aren't everything, I'll have you know.

• The modding community is pretty prolific. As such, you tin can find all sorts of strange characters, including Kermit The Frog. Who has a Gilded Super Manner. Actually.
• DLC5 adds Zamasu of all people equally a mentor. Conspicuously whomever was writing the scripts for his preparation was having fun, since nosotros go the Omnicidal Maniac proverb things like "This is a blessing from a god. Information technology's cool, no need to thank me" and "There will exist aught. Nada. Nada. Zilch." Best of all, if y'all get to his final level of training, he says there'south a special ritual he'll perform to boost your power and orders y'all to close your eyes...and his dialog (consisting of musical grunts and telling you that the ritual takes 24 hours to consummate) makes information technology articulate that he'due south performing the Elderberry Kai'due south goofy potential-unlocking dance. Enjoy that mental paradigm!
• Pretty much all of the Hero Colosseum story. It involves you, at the bidding of Bulma, running around and getting some of the universe's most powerful fighters, and Hercule, hooked on a children's game.
  • One highlight is when you lot and Trunks run across Majin Buu. Rather than playing with the figurines, Buu wants to play ball, and turns Trunks into i. Your character has the (reasonable) option to panic, or to kick Trunks.
• Actress Pack 2 gives you the pick of customizing canon characters, including altering their movesets by giving them moves they never had (for case, Bardock can learn both of his sons' moves). Why is this funny? Considering Nappa can finally unlock Super Saiyan. But not Raditz.
  • Some other highlight is that Goku can take Divine Lasso. The exact move that Goku Black used on him. A Rosé by whatever other proper name is still Goku, after all.
• Thanks to the seventh DLC patch, the game adds the Conton City Live, where the characters will speak through the radio to the population of Conton City. The responses tin be amusing.
  • Caulifla and Kale make their English debut by Caulifla existence excited of going Super Saiyan iii and across aslope Cabba and Kale. And then Kale states she doesn't want Super Saiyan Blueish... she wants it pink. Then the two starting time to discuss of which 1 is better. Judge Kale doesn't know about Goku Black...

    Caulifla: Hey you, which is improve? Badass blueish or...
    Kale: Pink! Pink is the all-time! Pinkish is stiff and cute!

    • This crosses into heartwarming when Caulifla comments on how worked up Kale is getting over this topic. Prior to her Character Development in the Tournament of Power, Kale would never accept been so outspoken on her own opinion, then information technology'due south nice to come across that she'due south gotten to a point where she's willing to stand her ground, even if information technology's over silly stuff.
  • Baby makes his g debut... by entering the radio proclaiming how all of Conton City will be his slaves. Merely imagine him inside a room saying all of this with no ane taking him seriously.
• 1 of the songs available for the second anime music pack is "Yoka Yoka Dance" from the Hereafter Trunks Saga. You know what that means, correct? You tin can brawl it out with the likes of Zamasu, Infant, and Broly to an upbeat popular song!

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